The Revenge of Bambi

The Revenge of Bambi

I wasn’t going to give this blog a name but decided to after these week’s events.

I found out the hard way this week what I can and can’t eat I had 1 venison steak cooked in the oven and raised so any fat would run off. The result was good few hours of what I called Bambi kicking me from the inside of my stomach trying to get out. The humor I have is quite dry but has always got me through any issues. The result when it stopped was a relief since then I have avoided any meat lean or red. To this end I’m seriously thinking of becoming a vegetarian fish is still ok for me and I have survived chicken this week as always now no skin now just the meat. The biggest issue I have had food this week is the Great Manchester run which I am covering what I eat I simply cant do what I have done in the past and pop into MacDonald’s or any fast food restaurant. Again going to have to use my brain and take some so a trip to Asda for some wraps and chicken with some salad.


I’ve also started keeping a food diary with what I have had day by day snacks and so on, what gives me pain. This may seem a little OCD  but I was advised to and in-fact is a good idea as I can see what gives me trouble.

Had the test results today apart from one or two things I now know that I’m 5’11 and 13.5 stone but in a effort to keep myself in less pain I’m giving up tea and coffee for a day to see if this helps. As I think that gives me pains during the day. This list is now reaching epic lengths I have on there as you know lots of things. so like a Room 101 of food these things go in. As I’m writing this I think of the Dad’s Army sketch you know the one with the German U-boat crew who puts Pikes name on the list. Believe me Bambi will be first up against the wall.


Well the no tea / coffee experiment went well any pain, only other thing I have is I can feel things inside me move which is very weird. Other than this the highlight of my week I had a little wine and I felt good like I have said I can do without alcohol  that’s not the problem this was a very nice treat. In what has been a frustrating week!

The Accidental Blogger

The Accidental Blogger


I really didn’t plan this doing this many blogs. A week ago it was just something to put something down after a very long day. One thing I will say and said it before what ever is going on with me it is not half as bad as something people have wrong with them, in fact in the general scheme of things it’s nothing that cant be changed with a little self-discipline and different attitude, to my lifestyle.

Tonight's Tea Copyright Andrew Schofield

I have to be selective what I eat though, lots of fruit no crisps I have salad during the week anyhow but it’s the other things I have to cut out completely which means that Tea or Dinner (evening ) time meals (what ever you call it ) are starting to get creative, to say the least. One of the best quick teas I have is rice with tinned tomatoes; I’ve added Veg to this now just to give me more variety when I haven’t anything else. One saving grace I can eat jelly so I am making sure I have some vimto jelly always made now I've enclosed a pic from tonight's tea.

In other things I had a interesting proposal with my photography, this week. One I am gladly to take on will be a nice challenge and will get me out and about quite a bit if it happens. I have a major stumbling block well to be honest more like the Berlin wall,to break down. with 1or2 parts of it though but it will part of the challenge to make it work. And hope fully will take off. This is a area I’m not happy with I need to progress or give it up. But willing to try something new that might re-interest me. I’ve done the photography for the last 6 years part time.

I believe in sometimes you meet people for a reason.whether just to chat or to work with or whatever. I say this as Just had a long chat over what kind meat I can have with my butcher.The actual place is local and  on the side of a abattoir & is nice family run little place.  They have recently been in the process of turning out some good flavor sasuages, and will miss having them. The advice I got was invalueble as always.

My appointment with the saw-bones isn’t till later in the week I expect a stern telling off them over my results, but need to know more why there is so much pain when eating certain things.

Go Rin No Sho

Go Rin No Sho Means the Book of 5 Rings.


 It was written circa 1645 it’s a text on Kenjutsu & Martial Arts written by the swordsman Miyamoto Musashi it’s mainly about discipline. The reason I’ve mentioned Go Rin No Sho . Is that I thought of something someone said to me over 10 years ago the other day  it is basically knowing your enemy and getting your enemy’s trust to defeat them.


The reason I mentioned it was in the last post I needed to be more disciplined in what I eat, & my eating habits so I need the frame of mind to achieve this so looking to this to help me.  


I’ve just gave my blood and Urine to the nurse to be looked at today . I don’t like needles and she nearly had to get me off the ceiling after I gave blood. In fact there should be a door out to the corridor that way that would have be easier to get out.


Now I’m waiting for the results and after illness and pain waiting is the 3^rd thing I don’t well. To combat this one of the things I do is  pace I can cover miles just pacing, when I have something on my mind. It’s relaxing & therapeutic and many a issue has been resolved that way. I’m sure I will need a new carpet soon at this rate. recently I did some yoga I did find very relaxing, it's a shame I cant keep it up because of work commitments. I have to say on this I did it by accident and I thank a night out in a really nice pub I frequent now and again & one of the most random of conversations that made be go to the class. Ok there may have been a pint or 2 involved.


On the diet front has improved a bit I have to be so creative when I’m cooking tea now it scares me I’m succeeding. My stomach hasn’t felt like I have been used as a practise target for the GB Taekwondo team, for the last couple of days, I still can’t have crisps or any other things like that and if I do have any meat then any excess fat must be taken off. I’m looking at alternatives I’m assuming my butcher can rise to the occasion in that department and source something different. One thing I have found out is I’m not getting hungry now if I’m busy this is normal then all of a sudden my body shouts at me to get food. This is not happening so I have to make sure I eat at regular times.




Once again people have been brilliant helping out with this and the advice I have been given is really helpful and invaluable. I still don't know what is exactly wrong tho , & that is what is bugging me


Waiting for the blood test to happen this morning I had time to think, seeing it wasn’t appointment based, I had to go back to the old way of waiting which was nice for a change. I had a unexpected message from someone last week when I told them I had a problem. I’m taking it for what was at the time a genuine message. It’s a regret I can’t speak to the person more often.


I will leave you with this text form the Book of 5 rings

Know the smallest things and the biggest things, the shallowest things and the deepest things. As if it were a straight road mapped out on the ground ... These things cannot be explained in detail. From one thing, know ten thousand things. When you attain the Way of strategy there will not be one thing you cannot see. You must study hard.

Next ….. The Accidental Blogger

What No Marmite !!!!!

I’m currently in a state of Flux with my diet; I know what sets off my pain and what doesn't. anything spicy does, Pastry does, fatty foods, dairy products , the list goes on ..... So basically anything I like to eat has caused this in the first place. I have been advised to become a label hawk, I have been advised eating out is neigh on impossible. I Have to look at everything I want to eat high fats are out are out as well, that’s means sausages, bacon certain cuts of meats are out. Not forgetting beer and sprits.

Now I believe in everything in moderation I don’t drink heavy and eat a balanced diet don’t over indulge in things too often but somehow I have got this. the first thing I looked at when I found out what I may have give up, was look at the back of my marmite jar and my face dropped if there was one thing I didn’t have to give up would be that. People know how much I like Marmite. Other than Cheese on toast it’s the only thing that makes toast bearable for me. I suppose I will have to look back to jam I’ve not had Jam for ages there’s a diabetic in the house so we simply don’t have jam….

At this point I still don’t what is wrong only what has been surmised by my doctor but the people who I am talking to about things, the advice has been priceless.

I’ve still been out to the pub but not been drinking. The worst thing is not the drinking I’ve done without drink for long periods before that’s fine, but not having a pub snack is something different a packet of crisps, pork scratching, I remembered that I read that peanuts would be ok for me so I had pack. I have never had such a smile on my face ordering a snack seriously I haven’t. Part way through I remembered to look at the contents. Over 50% is fat at that time I was past caring and chomped on the rest thinking well if feel like I have been kicked in the stomach I’ll know not to have them again. That is an attitude I need to get out of fast….

My habits have to change of what I eat and how approach food. I have started to change I have no option tea and coffee with no milk is a major one for me as I have always had that no more pastry is another, giving up something is just disciplining yourself in what you eat that’s the easy part. making sure you keep to giving something up thats the hard  part.

Like I said this may not be life threatening or as bad as something else other people have but I like I said don’t do any illness well!






Coming Next …….Go Rin No Sho (and I bet you look that up )

Sometimes I Hate It When Arrive Somewhere Too Early

Sometimes I Hate It When Arrive Somewhere Too Early

People who know me as a photographer know I like to be somewhere as soon as possible before a event. It not uncommon to see me at a event 3 hours before it starts. Same goes when I'm meeting someone in the pub etc, I hate being late . I have got in the habit in being early. This has it's drawbacks when it comes to appointments for the doctors or dentist, I like the opposite & do the opposite this was the case this week when I went to see my my doctor.
Now I rarely see my doctor as I consider my myself in pretty good health, I have the odd niggle . But I don't really do illness well, people round me know this.

I arrived moments before my appointment and this to me is too early, & proceeded to wait. Now this was my first visit to the newish health centre where my doc is now based and I have to say it's clinical, but has none of the closeness of the old one. In the waiting room, you have a nice view of another part of the building all of a few feet way through the window,and the chairs are spread out down the room in pods, and several TVs quietly "Bing Bong" then put your details up where you are to go to the consulting room. the pods of chairs dot the space which extends 50 -60 feet or so. and you have 4 pods of chairs.#

I hate these type of places as at least at the old place you had a more closer place to see your fellow sufferers. Where you  have to look round when the buzzer sounds and the expectant looks evaporate as people realise who's turn it is, as everyone shows the numbered slips to show who's next.

Presently my name was called and had to find out where I wanted to go by means of the appropriate signs, all I can say what a maze.

After seeing the doctor and explaining my symptoms I was advised a Blood & Urine test was  needed.
Now in the XX years I have been around Ive never needed something like this. Never even broke a arm. Ok I've had 3 stitches (Long Story) and had the odd scrape but nothing that would a warrant Blood & Urine test.

I have to admit I did singger at the receptionist when she gave me the bag to put the syringe in which will hold my Urine sample in. It has Bio-Hazard on it.

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Like I said I really don't do illness well, I know it can be one of a few things, and It may not be as serious of some of the things other people go through. But even so this might have a direct impact on a few things I want to do. & It will have a impact on my lifestyle.

Coming Next .... What No Marmite !!!!!

I Apologise For The Grammar

Ok not been one for writing and what I do write is usually about a line in the caption of a photograph I have to send off. you know the thing you see in the nationals describing a photo of a celeb, sports star or axe murder.Even this sometimes is a labour as I hate writing.


 I’m writing this at about 4 am the reason I’m up is because Ive just finished covering the local elections I doubt any of my photos will sell after all they are only really of local interest.

Another reason im writing this (not including the fact i cant sleep ) is through a conversation I had with someone this week pointing out my bad spelling. This made me think about things like this. Other than having a heated conversation about the subject which I hate doing I thought of my teachers remarks on the school report “could do better “ came to my mind.


Infact how many of us had that at school without realsing that some people wont ever get grammar & or spelling and people of a certain age dyslexia was not commonly recognised and people was generally considered thick or stupid. and dumped in the bottom class and then had to fight to be reconised,  Having dyslexia doesnt mean that  person has a low IQ ! I know plenty of people who went to university and got degrees, who didn’t know where to start new paragraph… Im not one of them by the way. I never went to Uni.


Of course you can get spell checks or grammar checks on your work, but sometimes even these are not infallible and things are missed out. To be honest I have more going on in my life at the moment  than where to worry where to put a full stop or comma…


I have to make it quite clear now this blog is not about a dig, attack or being personal about anyone who has OCD about grammar, we are all diffrent. & As such people who dont get grammar should’t be put in the stocks and pelted with rotten veg because they dont know where and when  to use a puntuation mark.

So in this Blog  I Apologise About the Grammar …….

All will be explained in the next lot of blogs

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